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Voice: The problem is.. She's hotter than any woman you have ever been with... Well fret not, we have the solution for you.. You can be together for ever, and she wont ever humiliate you or be evil to anyone ever again!!!
Voice: Order now, and we will throw in your mother in law for FREE!! Great for at the front door to scare away unwanted guests!! What are you waiting for.. ORDER NOW!!